Name:

Surname:

Address: (Yes, I know this site isn't protected with SSL, you can always send it encrypted later on. If you survived.)

City:

Country:
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E-mail adress:

Sex:
Male
Female
Neither. (e.g. chicks with dicks and/or men without)

How old are you?
0-3 years 4-13 years 14-18 years 19-29 years 30-39 years 40-49 years 50-64 years 65+ 80+

What do you think of my homepage? (DETAILS, please)

Why do you want to join SDCR?
Because I want to join the SDCR.
Because I'm interested in your stuff.
Got nothing to do. Nobody needs me.
Because I'm Rhona Mitra!
Because I accept the challenge you imposed.
I don't know.

What do you want to be of the SDCR?
Rhona's holy angel who protects her all day. (You need to know A LOT of facts on her and you need to live near London or be there often)
SDCR National Security Garde (24/24 hours available for Rhona operating at DEFCON 3 or 2, so guyz like me.)
SDCR Mercenary (part-time available at a fixed number of hours eache day.)
SDCR Rookie (Cookie) (available only when it suits you (restrictions will apply))
Only to listen to "inside" news not displayed on the website (don't think we'll pass you important information)

NOW LET'S GET STARTED WITH THE REAL THING!

Do you swear to be loyal to Rhona Mitra?
Yes
No

What is 9 plus 9?
12
18
That can be anything.

Your girlfriend dumped you :'-(
Kill her!
Beg her to stay.
Who cares? There are dozens of others waiting for me.
Self Destruct Sequence initiated in T minus 10...9...8...
Oh man, now what. What have I done wrong? Why? Dammit.

What are your stealth abilities?
I can steal a N64 without the shopkeeper noticing anything.
Nobody knows anything from me. I lock myself up in my room every day.
I've got some friends, but none of them know my big secrets.
I can steal a computer that's lying beside my parent's room.
Everyone knows who I love, but no one knows what I'm capable of.
Wait a sec. You decide. I'll upload a picture of me.

How are you now?
Depressed. Got nothing to do. Nobody needs me.
My hormones are getting apeshit.
I don't know
Happy.
Perfect. Can't be any better.

What do you always say start the day?
OK, guyz, let's rock!
Oh, what a nice day! Let's be greatful!
Oh no, not again. I want to sleep. Long live "sinte Noywerc"!
Argh! Man, I've got a headache and I've had a heavy night!

Why do you still live?
That won't be for long!
Because i'm afraid to die.
I still hope to see Rhona once.
That's what I have to do.
People still need me. I can't let them down.
Another reason.

You've a military base in the desert. Food and ammo supplies are unlimited. the desert is just one whole big flat area without one little hill. You've got everything at your disposal what you'd like to have. From a SEAL team to nuclear missiles. You do not have any lasers. Your army consists of 10000 top trained American soldiers, marines, pilots, etc. The Iraqi's are coming to you with pretty bad intentions. They're at an overpower of two against one. That means they've got 20000 Fedayin soldiers (the elites) plus a bit of Republican Garde. They're arriving tomorrow. Most of them are by tank or by truck. Their distance is about 400 kilometers (250 miles), so eight hours from you.
What are you going to do? (Choose two options)

Surrender. There's nothing you can do.
Find a special team to infiltrate and eventually destroy their camp.
Massive attack face to face.
Use your stealth bombers to thin out their army at night.
Nuke the bastards! Launch a good nuclear bomb.
Call some backup forces.
Withdraw your troops.

It's year 2035. You're sent out on a mission. Some kinda international terrorist group has stolen the access code for a neutron detonator. You need to get it back. How?

You and your enemy have an army of 50 men each. You are in Cumbria, Lake District, England. The weather conditions are a bit rainy, dark and 5 degrees centigrade. The wind is negligible. Now you're in a conflict (doesn't matter how) and you have to annihalate the enemy. You are hiding behind a big hill. So is the enemy. The distance of the hills are about five kilometers. The military experience of your and the enemy's men are zilch. They've only had some standard military training. No specials skills. Between the hills there's a forest with pine trees. These pine trees have been planted and the distance between these trees is about one meter. The trees are about ten years old. You MUST send your men through the woods to kill the enemy. You're only allowed to choose ONE kind of weapon for all your men to fight the enemy. Choose which one.

An uzi
Two .45 caliber Colt
A bag of grenades
A .30 caliber (7,62mm) AKM
A .50 caliber M-60
A flame thrower

How do you want to die?

Natural death
By seeing a big asteroid exploding! Whooow! (think of the film Armageddon)
By falling from the CN-tower
After having saved the life of Rhona and after having told her you love her forever.
In battle field

That's it for now. Don't forget to submit it. Good luck.

[Get outta'here!!!]